Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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