i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Randomize
