i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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