Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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