Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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