I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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