the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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