you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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