then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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