I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
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