could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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