I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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