i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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