Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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