we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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