you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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