Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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