Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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