Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Randomize