my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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