I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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