Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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