after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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