I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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