Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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