drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
