the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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