just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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