Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I puked a lego.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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