She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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