just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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