you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Is it because I queefed?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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