it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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