i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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