On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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