Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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