that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I wish you could order shots online.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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