i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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