Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
