I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
my poor anus
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