their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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