I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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