Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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