Where did you get a picture of my penis
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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