Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
