I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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