Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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