Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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