no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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