You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
is that a dick in a sweater?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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