she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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