Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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