absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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