I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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