with your own penis?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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