I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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