Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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